sextective:

I missed the train..

sextective:

I missed the train..

(via brenda-irl)

(Source: bryko, via ayyemacarena)

chodyfoster:

"There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child"

image

her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.

(Source: blandsexual, via ayyemacarena)

(Source: thekingofwinter, via k-o-kot)

cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

(Source: prixcum, via kingsleyyy)

dean-is-an-assbutt:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa



still one of my favorite posts on tumblr

dean-is-an-assbutt:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

image

still one of my favorite posts on tumblr

(Source: boypart, via brenda-irl)

maddmullah:

Mariah Carey vs Ariana Grande

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

johnthemod1:

THEY FUCKING WENT THERE.

(Source: south-park-gifs, via fuckyeahloldemort)

mintypineapple:

Beautiful.

(Source: best-of-memes, via brenda-irl)

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

(Source: hashtaglmao, via brenda-irl)

pottermore
; the goblet of fire

(Source: logainablar, via ohremus)

Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.

(via hoochiemermaid)

Thank you.

(via danielleslay)

(Source: cokeinaglassbottle, via kimmythebest)

starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

(via fuckyeahloldemort)